ootb Penis Mug

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As for other phallic-satirical ceramics, people can find penis ashtrays, various styles of penis cups, mugs with women’s bosoms, and so on.

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The penis cup is one of the traditional mugs of Caldas da Rainha, a spa town just north of Lisbon, slightly inland from the Atlantic Ocean. I will say, I havent put it in the dishwasher yet but thats because I use it so much I just rinse it out. Wine Glasses 2 Go That's it, we've had enough of those flimsy plastic wine glasses from the supermarket. Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn.Point is, anyone who drinks from this mug (much like anyone who uses a public bathroom with a glory hole) is about to get surprised by a penis appearing out of the blue. Whether you're looking to impress at a picnic, enjoy a sophisticated tipple at Glasto, or drown a sorrow or two on the morning commute, it's never been easier with these perfectly portable wine glasses. Just remember, it's all in good fun, and it's sure to be a conversation starter at the office or a hilarious addition to your morning routine. Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long?

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If you’re not a morning person then this heat sensitive witches brew mug will go perfectly with your daylight resentment. The Penis Mug is made from the finest china and is as sturdy as any other cup in your cupboard, it’s very hard!You didn't personalize everything, please check the preview and replace the placeholders (or do you like them? Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead. Just concoct your favourite hot drink in your mini cauldron and the hot water will see it change into a bubbling brew of toil and trouble. It's the perfect gift for your friends with a sense of humour as big as their morning caffeine cravings.

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From the proud and majestic to the downright quirky, you'll start your day with a chuckle and maybe even a blush. It comes with a smart LED display to let you know when your drink has reached the perfect temperature, an in-built battery and an auto-sleep function that intelligently senses when it’s time to turn off. Either way, you’ll be treating yourself to a perfectly steeped cuppa for once, instead of making do with a quick bash around with a spoon after letting the tea infuse for a paltry half minute.Big barbarian banquets in front of a roaring fire, feasting on legs of mutton with their bare hands.

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An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload.

This cheeky mug features a collection of playful illustrations, each showcasing a different kind of, uh, "manhood. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking! She replied, said that she wished she had taken a picture of it, but the mountain sights were more important to her. Made by Humans All of our products are designed and hand-printed by actual human people, right here in the USA. I’m only giving links to the photos I found so as not to offend anyone who doesn’t want to see the photos.