Tits The Season Funny Rude Christmas Boobs T-Shirt

Product Information

For the horniest among us, these calendars exist to add a little extra spice and surprise to your sexual wellness journey, so you can explore new positions and sensations.

Moment woman pops open her a shirt by flexing her boobs

Described as a "bold take" on the ugly sweater trend, reindeer boob entails cutting a hole in your sweater to allow for the flaunting of a boob of your choice and then putting googly eyes, antlers, and a red nose on said boob so it resembles a reindeer. In my opinion, one good thing about this trend is that it's rather adorable on any willing participant, regardless of gender identity, shape, and size. You'll also find other delights, including a sensual sandalwood candle, feather tickler, bullet vibrator, and more surprises to spice up your next date night.

You can choose from “Vanilla," which will give you gentler, more sensual surprises, while “Chili BDSM” provides a kinkier experience. For the Virgos and Capricorns who want a little more control over their naughty advent calendar, there's this personalized, reusable, and tastefully-designed option from Etsy (which is so stylish that your guests won't know it's actually sexy). If you’ve ever spent 45 minutes standing in front of your closet trying to figure out what to wear to the 9th holiday party you’ve attended in two weeks, then boy, oh boy, are you in for a big ol’ sigh of relief, because coming to you from your very own Instagram peers is a new super festive, ridiculously eye-catching fashion trend that’s sure to cut your closet time in half. Because the look involves taking your favorite—or actually probably least favorite—holiday sweater, cutting a hole in it, pulling your exposed breast through the hole, and then decorating your boob to like a reindeer. There's a toggle in the top left corner that, when flipped, switches all the NSFW rack pictures to very SFW cat pictures… Just in case your wife suddenly enters the room, or Sunday mass is about to begin.

Reindeer Boobs Is the New NSFW Holiday Trend - Marie Claire

There are even advent calendars that give you a new sex coupon so you can try something different with your partner every night. For anyone whose vibrator drawer could use an update (or a start), there's this 12-day advent calendar from U. Either way, though, this is probably my new favorite Instagram creation of the year, and I urge everyone to bare your favorite boob immediately. I agree that this agreement is governed by the Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act (commonly known as the "E-Sign Act"), 15 U.

THIS SITE ACTIVELY COOPERATES WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT IN ALL INSTANCES OF SUSPECTED ILLEGAL USE OF THE SERVICE, ESPECIALLY IN THE CASE OF UNDERAGE USAGE OF THE SERVICE. Meet reindeer boobs, the oh-so-flattering and photogenic look that’s three-parts cozy, one-part nippy, and 100-percent guaranteed to make at least one person uncomfortably clear their throat (what up, grandma). Each of the treats in this Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired calendar is approved by the author herself. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy and Cookie Statement and Your California Privacy Rights. Chloe Metzger is the deputy beauty director at Cosmopolitan, overseeing the editorial content and growth strategy of the hair, makeup, and skin space on digital, while also obsessively writing about the best hair products for every hair type( curly girlhere; whattup), and the skincare routinesthat really, truly work ( follow her on Instagramto see behind-the-scenes pics of that magazine life).

SELF 11 Sexy Advent Calendars in 2022 for Couples and Solo - SELF

But the best part of this look is probably the fact that all humans, regardless of their gender identity, can partake in this fun, totally NSFW trend (and I mean that literally; it’s probably not safe to wear this one to work, especially if you’re a line cook or professional fencer). Like all trends that should not exist and nevertheless somehow do, reindeer boobs originated on Instagram. She brings nearly a decade of writing and editing expertise, and her work has appeared in Allure, Health, Fitness, Marie Claire, StyleCaster, and Parents. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast. Reviewers note that this calendar is great for beginners, couples who are still learning what works for them, or who could use some inspiration.

For another (less) bold holiday trend, you could also try the popular and easy white eyeshadow look that is taking over Instagram. The pieces feature colors fit for the festive season like cranberry, white, and evergreen, plus luxe fabrics like velvet and silk. Think: nipple clamps, blindfolds, floggers, massage oil, and more sensation-based gifts to heat up your sex life. Seemingly from behind the camera, the moms bare it all to their hungry, breast-fed babies, filming the excited expressions.