People of Walmart: State of Emergency: A Parody

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You can buy her the diamond ring at Walmart. You can propose over the intercom. Why not have the most romantic day of your life in the store itself? The something blue is already there all over the signage. The old, the new are the TVs (some are opened), and the something borrowed is the money you charged on your Walmart credit card for the arch. via People of Walmart

Taking a nap is difficult for me. There’s so much I have to get done on any given day. I have to walk my dog, I have to work, I have to shop for groceries. It never occurred to me, though, that I could do all of these and nap at the same time. via People of Walmart Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders. It often indicates a user profile. Some people are so codependent they can’t be out of each others’ arms for even a moment. Even when they’re shopping. It’s nice to see people who can get along this well, but there’s a difference between wanting to and needing to do something like this. I’m guessing it’s the latter. via People of WalmartMayerowitz, Scott (September 3, 2009). "People of Walmart Pokes Fun at Shoppers, but Will it Hurt Sales?". ABC News. abcnews.go.com. Archived from the original on September 6, 2009 . Retrieved September 5, 2009. Walton served as a captain in the U.S. Military Intelligence Corps Unit at the time of World War II. Android Sells People of Walmart App". market.android.com. market.android.com. May 2, 2011. Archived from the original on January 5, 2012 . Retrieved September 5, 2009.

Within a decade of opening grocery and merchandise supercenters, Walmart was on par with the largest American grocers. In 2017 and 2018, Walmart acquired several apparel brands, among which were Shoes.com, Moosejaw, Bonobos, ModCloth, Art.com, Bare Necessities, and ELOQUII. I just counted them, and there are too many stars on those pants. That’s because this guy’s from the future. America is going to add a few hundred more states by 2050. In 1983, Walton launched the first Sam’s Club, whose goal was to help businessmen wishing to buy merchandise in bulk. I helped them out and worked for them on one of my days off," she told Insider. "But they wouldn't balance the point out. I thought that was really unfair, seeing as I really had been a model employee for them."There was a time in this country when another child wasn’t merely another mouth the feed, but another hand to help you out on the farm. Now that many of us have left the farm life behind, having a child is like having a personal assistant, right? via People of Walmart If a friend asked what three things I’d want on a deserted island, I would say “doughnuts, pizza, and my doughnut-and-pizza-themed clothes.” For me, wearing clothes with my favorite food on them is redundant. People can see my tired eyes, my gut, and my big beard. They know I’m a pizza lover already. via People of Walmart If we want to stop people from catching diseases from animals, we have to stop eating them. We also should probably stop keeping them as pets. This many is clearly comfortable with a monkey getting all up in his business. He’s also comfortable with letting his fellow patrons of the store get up close and personal with his monkey. via People of Walmart I keep my man on a tight leash.” is not something I ever thought would be said literally. Clearly, this is consensual, but I hope one of the greeters at Walmart at least asked if that was the case. “Hi, just making sure you’re in some kind of sub/dom relationship, and not being held against your will. Thank you. Have a lovely day.” via People of Walmart