The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes

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Steven Gerrard calls Cristiano Ronaldo 'the GOAT' in an interview fawning over Al-Nassr star - a year after he'd named Lionel Messi as a better player than him Tyrone Mings sparks retirement fears with Aston Villa fans following a cryptic post in which he insists he 'will share an update today'

Newcastle boss Eddie Howe slams 'POOR decision' to award PSG the late penalty that denied his side a famous...How do West Ham players stay warm during cold matches? They huddle together for a “ham-azing” defense! Or Arsenal might be able to put it about a little more than some of their most precious supporters imagine. First,” he says, “the woman must be blind, so that she cannot see who it is that she is having relations with.” Liverpool starlet Harvey Elliott insists he's not concerned by the 'healthy competition' at Anfield, after Reds' summer spending Glenn Hoddle slams Man City defender Manuel Akanji for 'switching off completely' and allowing Lois Openda...

Newcastle boss Eddie Howe slams 'POOR decision' to award PSG late penalty to deny his side a famous win in Paris... as he suggests the referee wilted under the 'extreme' pressure from the home crowd Zlatan Ibrahimovic's son is selected for Sweden Under 15s boot camp... as former national team manager plays down comparisons Olympic legend Usain Bolt dresses up as A Nightmare on Elm Street villain Freddy Krueger in bizarre advert... but what is sprint king promoting? Mable Arnold aged 100 still watching West Ham, only football makes this happen I salute you mable👏🏻 did you throw a bottle😂 #WestHam The same scenario happened in 2008 with Manchester City going to Middlesbrough. City lost 8-0 with Richard Dunne sent off early. Dubdub, Dublin.Man City vs RB Leipzig - Champions League: Guardiola's side take the lead thanks to Alvarez, who built on Phil Foden and Erling Haaland's efforts What was he trying to do?': Baffled fans question why Kai Havertz shielded the ball out of play for a throw-in immediately after he controlled it What a load of s***': Alan Shearer leads the outrage as Newcastle are denied a famous win over PSG by a...