The Best Ever Book of Leeds United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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City Varieties Music Hall has stood proudly on Swan Street, a cobbled side alley just off Briggate, for 151 years. Here is your Leeds United morning digest on Tuesday, March 9. Leeds fans furious over VAR controversy Two Leeds fans talking. The first guy says: "Did you hear about Bert? 'E were found shagging a sheep behind the barn last night?"

He then followed that up just 12 minutes later, saying: "This is much more hard hitting than I thought it would be. Lots of tough questions being asked, but they’re standing their ground and their defence seems reasonable to me. Long way to go, of course, but I think the Hammers have got this."One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

The Arsenal fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Gunners!" as he fell to his doom.The story goes that a roadie failed to set up the recording equipment properly and so the Leeds gig was the one that took on its iconic status. Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey return to the scene of Live at Leeds (Photo: YP) Hippo bones were found in the city centre As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top. A man and his family are staying at a hotel. The man asks the employee at the front desk if the adult channels are disabled. There is a old Liverpool fan who is dying so he calls his Liverpool friends and asks them to do one last thing for him. After the old man put on the man u shirt, one of his friends asks him why he changes team right before he dies, he says 'better one of them dying then one of us'.