Saucy Stories

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We grew up with these stories, albeit the Disney versions. Perhaps, somewhere in our psyches, we always knew the truth about Aurora and Ariel. We always yearned for something darker, and now, as adult readers, authors have given us just that: fairy-tale porn!

I managed to find the right spot and to her delight the waiter came over to ask if we'd decided on dessert — we had to send him away! She went bright red when she orgasmed but didn't give the game away.A friend who I occasionally sleep with was also working from home, so he came over and we shared our break together, in bed. I am the first to admit, I’m not a pro at giving head but I try,” says Trisha. “One night, I was pleasuring my new boyfriend and I removed my mouth for a second to breathe when all of a sudden he ejaculated— right up my nose. It felt like I was drowning for a second and I began choking. He thought it was hysterical— I was mortified by the whole thing. I spent the next half hour blowing my nose.” Tell us about your embarrassing sex stories in the comments below!

Hey, I-uh saw you across the room and I just wanted to say that I loved your dress"The stranger said, coughing slightly to hide their nerves. When I was 19 I worked for a jewellers on the high street and I had a Christmas shag with the assistant manager. Her name was Kelly and she was in her late 20s with an on/off boyfriend who was a total twat. I'd been trying to get with her for ages, and on the night of the Christmas do, 25 of us went for dinner at our local Italian restaurant. It was pretty bland with all the older married staff there, but after the meal Kelly grabbed me on the way out and we had our first snog. Then the boring people went home and we went on to a nightclub — which is where the proper drinking started.Margaret did a curtsy, causing them both to let out a laugh."Thank you, I love your style by the way"She said smiling up at them. " I think I cleaned up nice"They responded as they stared into her hazel eyes."I'm Alexis, and you are?" Basically, a former work colleague and I were best friends for about a year, before we realised it was more than that. Me and Kelly sat next to each other and she was proper on it that night, drinking loads. She was getting more and more flirty and kept touching my leg. She was obviously pissed off with her boyfriend and well up for it, because it turned into full on groping and fingering.

Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm never intended to write for children. The first edition of their “ fairy tale” collection was scholarly, with footnotes and no pictures. They portrayed sex and violence that even today’s R-rated films wouldn’t touch. At this her best friend jumped up and down from excitement, causing her raven haired companion to laugh."This is going to be so much fun I promise!"Margaret proclaimed. "It'll be a night to remember" I work from home, and take a long lunch break because I start early and finish late. I’m also generally useless between 2pm and 4pm.I'd gone to The Ivy in Covent Garden with my girlfriend of about 18 months. She'd promised me a birthday surprise, but it turned out it wasn't the meal! In the name of research, we ask seven people to tell us about their experiences. Here’s what they said. Janice*, 26 When she turned around, Tallulah was greeted with the sight of a tall, strong ginger man standing before her. That pink button down shirt, his earrings, blue trousers and his shoes. Everything about him was so appealing to her."No I don't mind, have a seat stranger"She remarked, gesturing to the seat right across from."Appreciate it"He said, as he sat down. "Anyways, uh I'm Brádach" He said, extending his hand out."I'm the host of this party" Tallulah took his hand in hers and shook it."Pleased to meet your acquaintance Brádach, I'm Tallulah by the way"She replied, with a smile. I engaged in more than footsie on many occasions, but one of the most memorable was on a second date with a lady in marketing, who I’d met online. At that time, you couldn't be a lady in marketing without wearing the Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress, which was perfect for below the table activities.

I'd been sexting all day with a girl I'd been seeing a couple of months, and when we met that evening, she told me she was extremely wet. I asked her to prove it, and she took off her g-string under the table and held it out to me. Tallulah nodded and smiled."Of course, now get out of here, and go have fun,"She said."Yes ma'am "Margaret remarked, before turning around. Tallulah watched her friend and Alexis walk together hand in hand, feeling nothing but love and support for her. I just froze. I didn’t know what to do,” Eliza recalls. “He’s just shooting the breeze with my boyfriend, and my boyfriend is trying to just play it off and is holding a conversation like I’m not even there. So I just stayed down there, perfectly still, waiting for him to go. He talks for what seems like is eternity (probably only two minutes). Then I hear him say, ‘See ya later… you too Eliza.’ I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.” He was so tired and couldn’t concentrate for the rest of the afternoon, while I was on a high and got so much done. It was a warm spring afternoon in Ambershire, where Tallulah was working at a bakery on Friday. After work, she would usually just go straight home, have a nice bowl of soup and watch reruns of her favorite shows. However, her best friend who liked to visit her at work had other plans.She was always up for stuff like that, and it certainly thrilled us both. I'm sure no one knew on either occasion — she'd have been mortified if they had. It was the skill of doing it sufficiently discreetly that thrilled her — and me! She was very posh, and you'd never have guessed that was her thing from her looks or demeanour! I’d start by making lunch for us, and then go down on him and we would end up having sex over the sofa, usually forgetting to shut the blinds. She'd said it loudly enough for the other couples to hear, and I didn't want them to guess what she meant, so I said, "oh yes I will, I really like Chinese food." Then I looked at her with the expression of, "shut up, they will hear you!" From there Brádach and Tallulah walked towards the dance floor, surrounded by others that were dancing the night away. There was a point, where Tallulah's hands were on his chest and Brádach's strong arms wrapped around her waist. "Can I kiss you?" He asked, breathing heavily. "I really want to kiss you"