If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweet and Wipe The Seat Sign - Funny Love Heart Toilet Plaque

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Bathroom poetry and quotes add a fun little twist to any trip to the bathroom. A little potty humor is the perfect way to turn around a crappy day. Some bathroom wall poetry is so epic it becomes legend and becomes a highlight of any trip to your establishment. Like 30 years ago, my dear childhood friend had this displayed in her bathroom. I can actually hear her mother saying those words too. Her mom was quite prim and proper from what I remember too. Bathroom theme: Another popular thread throughout the best bathroom quotes is an actual bathroom theme. While some we’ve seen get a little too raunchy, many subtly hint at bathroom activities, which makes them perfect, considering the setting. Why we love it: This fun little twist on the grocery store express lane sign works best above one urinal in the men’s bathroom. Not only is it funny, but it could actually make bathroom traffic flow faster if patrons heed the instructions. Even if they don’t, it gives the men something to laugh about while they wait for a urinal. Help Me And when you think about, any trip to the bathroom could be your last one, so this quote really does fulfill the inspirational quote qualification — with a dose of humor on the side. Old Irish Blessing

Why we love it: This one starts off like a quote you’ve heard many times, and the message is a solid one. Who cares what other people think? Dance and have a good time anyway. The second line is where things start heading toward potty humor. Why we love it: You can’t have too many Irish blessings in your life, and this one takes the throne — the porcelain throne, that is. It’s like one of those old Irish blessings you see everywhere, but with a bathroom-themed twist, making it the perfect way to dress up a bathroom stall. And while it does have that bathroom tone, this quote doesn’t get dirty or raunchy. It truly is the perfect blend of inspirational and funny, suitable for audiences (or bathroom patrons) of all ages. Plus, it leaves you uplifted when all you really intended to do was relieve yourself. Let It Happen Naturally We love this quote because it’s creative and humorous. You can make it even funnier by adding a very common name, such as Mike or Matt, right after “Listen.” Imagine the surprise when someone with that name sits down to use the facilities. Spread Love … Somewhere Else Why we love it: This quote works best on bathroom stall doors with arrows pointing toward the bottom of the bathroom door. Someone thought long and hard to come up with this clever bathroom stall door decoration. Plus, it’s just plain hilarious. Once you stop giggling, this quote may actually make you start thinking.

Could someone actually limbo that low? And if so, how in the world is it possible? One piece of advice: don’t take this bathroom quote as a challenge. Being hauled out of a public restroom due to a limbo injury is something you might never live down. Octopus Helper Sadly, my childhood friend and her mother both have both passed away. So that’s why this simple bathroom saying is dear to my heart, funny how little things can leave such an impression. This quote is one that you may appreciate a little more if you’re not actually sitting on the seat at the time. Live (Bathroom) Life to the Fullest

Why we love it: This bathroom wall quote definitely goes straight for the potty humor, but it also disguises itself as a deep thought on the subject. The verbiage used in this quote takes on a poetry-like quality, adding to the contradicting ideas of poetic prose and fart jokes. It’s sure to be a hit in the men’s restroom. Express LaneWhy we love it: This is a classic reminder for young kids to clean up after themselves. Unfortunately, many adults need the same message, which you’ve likely witnessed if you’ve ever used a public restroom. This is another bathroom quote that a business owner might even consider printing and posting in your bathroom stalls. After all, it makes your job of cleaning up the bathroom stalls a little less gross. Why we love it: Ah, irony at its best. While “moron” might be a bit harsh, this bathroom wall quote gets the point across. And since the writer is ironically calling himself a moron, we can look past the name-calling. It’s short, clever and a bit humorous. Mutual Satisfaction What makes a great bathroom stall poem or quote? It really is a mixed bag, but the quotes that make our favorites list all have something unique about them. Some of the key elements of an all-time-great bathroom quote include: OK, moving on from my sad deep thoughts, this saying is still appropriate in the bathroom, especially with boys! Since boys tend to leave lots of tinkle on the seatie is exactly why I made this Bathroom Printable to share. As annoying as these rhymes are I fully appreciate that, although it has been proven that urine is sterile, people find wayward urine disgusting. However, I’ve noticed that, all to often, the offending urine on the toilet seat is not the product of errant drops or even a waning stream but rather the gradual cohesion of the tiny droplets that are generated both by the urine breaking the surface tension of the toilet water and the inconsistencies in the stream at the source (the pee pee hole). As you probably know, urination does not involve a steady stream but rather a series of rapid muscle contractions that link thousands of drops together.

Humor: Going to the bathroom is one of those must-do activities that isn’t exactly entertaining. Humorous bathroom quotes add a little bit of fun to a mundane task. Many of the quotes and poems highlighted here have at least a hint of humor, if not a full-on joke designed to make you laugh out loud. We love this one because it’s cute and funny. Plus, it doesn’t actually deface the bathroom stall partition. Don’t Mind the Camera Another version of this quote that works just as well is, “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.” “Seatie” may not be a real word, but it adds a playful rhyming touch to this version. Shakespearean Inspiration Why we love it: This may be a little more appropriate in a bar or other adults-only establishment, but we think it’s hilarious without being out of line. In some cases of actual bathroom graffiti, one original bathroom artist writes, “Love one another.” Someone else comes along later and says, “Just not here.”Twist on a classic: Some of the best examples of bathroom poetry take a twist on a classic, whether that’s a certain type of poem, an inspirational quote or an old Irish blessing. These clever sayings get an extra dose of humor because they mimic something serious or inspirational, but with a funny twist.