Firebox Flamingo Tears Gin - Pink Grapefruit Gin - 50cl

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This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant. We've bottled their sorrowful syrup and produced this legendary elixir so that you too can invoke all of their extraordinary magic. Leave your old life behind, sip upon these Phoenix tears and resurrect yourself with all of its confidence, beauty and grandeur – and in some rare cases, its glorious crest feathers.

The Underwater Disco Lightshow has been a real hit here at Firebox HQ. In fact we're standing here wrapped in towels having just emerged from our communal bath/disco. Invigorating? We spent the whole multicoloured soak thinking up water-based disco classics to shoehorn into this description. Sadly we could only come up with Car Splosh, Heaven Must Be Missing A Plughole and a few tunes by Splashford and Simpson. Suggestions welcome. No matter how enthusiastic you are about caking mud into them, your doormat will remain super easy to clean - just bung it in the washing machine at 30 degrees and it’ll be good as new, ready for more vengeful shoe cleaning. Not a lot we can do if you get so angry that you wear a massive hole in it though, other than suggest a course of therapy and some yoga. Drink cold as an indulgent iced-coffee in summer or pour over vanilla ice cream for an out-of-this-world affogato. The company highlighted two previous cases heard by the Panel; Gamma Ray (2015) and Captain Morgan (2016). The company noted that in the Gamma Ray case, the Panel had sought expert opinion on colour-based appeal to under-18s and that bolder colours with greater contrast tended to gain the attention of children. The Panel had concluded in that case that the contrast between the colours was not strong and did not have particular appeal to under-18s. The company also noted that the Panel had applied the same reasoning in the Captain Morgan case and did not uphold the complaint based on the colour of the label. The company then compared the Realm of the Unicorn product with these two previous cases and suggested that the colours used on its label were not luminescent, bright or contrasting and that compared to the Gamma Ray and Captain Morgan cases, the colours were less bright and contrasting and therefore did not have particular appeal to under-18s. When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome.The company also stated that the product was clearly identifiable as an alcoholic product and so would not be confused with child’s bubble bath. Proudly distilled in England, this enigmatic potion perfectly blends together notes of cherry and hibiscus for a delicately sweet and floral palette. While subtle hints of elderberry introduce a tart balance and endow the gin with its striking purple hue. The company also mentioned that in the Gamma Ray case, the Panel considered that whilst there was a risk of inadvertent appeal to teenagers aged 16 to 17 who might want to emulate adult behaviour, the images in question were of an adult nature. The company believed that the fine, lifelike drawing of the unicorn was more mature than Gamma Ray which featured a skeleton in a spacesuit wearing underpants, holding a gamma ray laser gun. The company stated that the Realm of the Unicorn would not have more appeal to under-18s than Gamma Ray. FIREBOX: SHOP THE UNUSUAL - Firebox is known for creating and curating a range of unconventional products and gifts ‘with a twist’.

These unusual boozy infusions are made using hand-roasted Colombian Arabica beans and come in two equally indulgent flavours:The company then provided images of the front cover of five books that featured unicorns that were aimed at children. These books were Little Miss Stubborn and the Unicorn by Roger Hargreaves; a journal aimed at 5 year olds that stated on the cover “I am 5 & Magical!”; Thelma the Unicorn by Aaron Blabey; A Unicorn Named Sparkle by Amy Young; and My Magical Unicorn by Campbell Books. The company also submitted three images of bath products that were aimed at children and featured unicorns on the label. These products were Carex Unicorn Magic Shower and Bath Gel; Unicorn Bubble Bath by Southern Sass; and Luksja Magic Unicorn Bath Foam. Pressures of modern life giving you a headache? Struggling to get a good night's sleep? Sounds like you need a hug. More specifically - a HedHug. Based on the science of Deep Touch Pressure Therapy, our HedHug Weighted Eye Mask applies a gentle, comforting pressure across your eyes and face to help you relax and drift off into a deep and restful sleep. You can think of it like a big ol' comfort blanket, for your face.

This ingenious floating gizmo projects several seriously psychedelic multicoloured light sequences onto the bottom and sides of the bath. It's truly hypnotic, especially as the pulsating effects are distorted by the water in the tub. Put on some suitably upbeat music, dim the main light and strike that classic legs apart, arm in the air pose and you could be in Studio 54, albeit nude and soaked in hot water. Not such a bad thing in our book. For lovers of the delicious Ramen, have we got a treat for you (for those who aren’t fans, the hell is wrong wichu?). Our Noodle Up Portable Lunch Bowl was created just for Firebox, so you won’t find it anywhere else, and it’s here to take your love of noodles on the road! Take your future into your own hands with our new Crystal Ball Gin. Just give the bottle a gentle swirl and as you lose yourself in the glistening, shimmering spirit... all will be revealed.

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Underwater Disco Lightshow 'Young man, there's no need to just scrub. I said young man, when you're bored in the tub. I said young man, you can sit there and blub, but it's fun to have a disco!' So sang a certain village-dwelling disco supergroup. Well, almost. The point being, disco-ing in the bath is truly entertaining. But how do you transform your bath into a disco without short-circuiting your mirrorballs? Easy, you buy the Underwater Disco Lightshow.

Battery-operated and water resistant, the Underwater Disco Lightshow features a button that changes the patterns (some subdued, some dynamic), so you can alter the mood in an instant. What's more its curvaceous shape causes the lights to reach out to every corner of the bath. If you're feeling really decadent you could even plop this plastic doodah in your pool, pond or hot tub. Water based shenanigans will never be the same again.

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In conclusion, the company stated that whether looking at individual features of Flagingo, or as a whole, it would not, either directly or indirectly have a particular appeal to under-18s. The Panel’s assessment: Sinfully delicious, this amaretto flavour coffee has a subtle bitterness with notes of vanilla, almonds and sweet candied cherry. Sweet and mild with a hint of bitterness. But that's not all – at the touch of a button, a light concealed within the base of the orb-shaped bottle illuminates the spirit to create a mystical glittery glow. Suffice to say, it's an otherworldly drinking experience and it deserves to be front and centre in your drinks cabinet - or at least in a prominent space to catch the eye of curious passers-by. ELDERFLOWER GINS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CRISP OR REFRESHING - Served in a stunning elderflower gin bottle, the pixie tears infuse each drink with a hint of cucumber, a glittery appearance and delicious taste. This colour changing gin is a proven popular with gin lovers.