The shape of the tail will tell you if it’s a female (with a broad, oval tail) or male (with a narrow and triangular tail). Like shrimps and lobsters, crabs are crustaceans – animals with a hard shell that live in water. Here’s a snippet, courtesy of The Mirror, but please be forewarned you cannot unsee this: Camilla: “It’s like that program Start the Week. I can’t start the week without you.”

Custard: A mildly sweet food that is based on milk. Can be eaten alone or as a topping for cakes and pastries. Putty: A highly malleable material that can be used as a toy, or in construction and repair as a sealant.The Squidgy Thing from Creative is a multi-purpose reusable silicone sponge for cleaning throughout the home and kitchen. Stronger and more hygienic than standard sponges, the Squidgy Thing is super strong and highly flexible, ideal for thorough cleaning of inside glasses, cups and bottles. Its silicone bristles are non-scratch too, making it perfect for cleaning pots, pans, ovens and other delicate items or surfaces. Its electrostatic bristles attract and catch dust and hair making it ideal for a multitude of cleaning tasks around the home. Gesso: A mixture used to prepare surfaces for painting. It’s soft and squishy until it dries down to a hard surface.

And speaking of Camilla’s children, her son Tom Parker Bowles told The Times (via The Express) in 2014, “I sort of remember not looking at the paper. Because, you know, Jesus, the things we’ve all said to people that we love. That you wouldn’t want the whole world reading.” Squidgygate is a different event altogether, but it does shed some light on what was going on in England’s tabloid culture at the time. Squidgygate went down in 1992 and was eerily similar to Tampongate in that a random person was said to have “accidentally” tapped into a call between Princess Diana and her friend James Gilbey using his radio. This conversation was actually recorded in early January 1990, but The Sun published it in August 1992—dubbing the incident Squidgygate. Why that name, you ask, in a panic? Because James called Diana “Squidgy” and “Squidge” multiple times. I've been using the squidgy thing as my main washing up tool for the past week and it doesn't stink! It's also surprising easy to clean. I simply spray it with antibacterial surface cleanser and rinse thoroughly under the hot tap when I'm done washing up. So is it more hygienic than a regular washing up sponge? Yes. It certainly seems so.Caterpillar: The larval stage of butterflies. They have long, soft bodies that come in many patterns and colours. Dumplings: When dumplings are fried, they become crunchy, but are very soft when steamed or boiled. Pillow: There are many types of pillows in varying degrees of softness and density to help us sleep.