To me, this was a "throwaway," but various friends, however, thought it was funny. My response was: "Please, I can come up with better jokes in my sleep..." It turns out I can. The latest dyslexic joke came to me in a dream a week later on Sunday, 01-21-2007: Sometimes, a jokesmith misses the obvious...I recently was introduced to a new Talking Book narratrix who is distantly related to one of my singing idols, Al Jolson. When I told her I was the "King of Dyslexia Jokes" (see below), she asked "How do they work? Do you tell the punchlines first?" HELP! I just can't get the following one to work. y'see, I wanted to have a joke about dyslexic Scientologists, and the best I can come up with is: I really can't believe that there are dyslexic people out there who are so outragesly offend! Seriously, take a chill pill! Dude. Come on. I'm am 20 years old and dyslexic. In high school I had an english teacher who did not consider dyslexia to be a "serious problem." I am still afraid to tell my profs about my condidtion. Yet, inspite of all this, I am still able to laugh about it. And these are harmless jokes. Seriously,

Two doctors working in a small town clinic had to hire a new nurse after the one that previously worked there retired. They interviewed Nurse Nora and she gave a great interview so they decided to hire her. The dyslexic traveller who wanted to visit the capital of Japan so booked a directy flight to Kyoto. I went to a dyslexic rave last night. Everyone was taking F’s and a bloke in the corner was trying to inject a Heron. I always prefer being live on stage,” he says. “There’s nothing better than performing a show full of one-liners to people who’ve all come because they really like one-liners – and don’t mind some being in rather dubious taste. I saw my friend stood outside the doctor’s today. He looked really worried and upset so I asked him, “What’s the matter?”

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Get ready to laugh your way into a universe where funny mistakes and misinterpreted words take center stage. These puns demonstrate the hilarity that can be created by dyslexia’s difficulties. There is plenty for everyone to appreciate, whether you prefer the clean and family-friendly variety or the slightly risqué humor for adults.

What’s a dyslexic’s favorite dessert? “Fried ice cream” – it’s as delicious as it is challenging to spell!I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.

That Scientologist joke is absolutely dreadful. If anybody can fine-tune it, see the solicitation for more dyslexia jokes, which immediately follows... Once at Talking Books, a narrator rendered the term "martial law" as "marital law." The actor stopped himself, but I facetiously said, "Nah. martial law, marital law--they're the same thing. We can keep your first pronunciation." (We ended up fixing it...I'm not given to compromising the text-purity of a recorded book).

The dyslexics might not be able to send me any heat, er, hate mail, but maybe the obsessive-compulsives might with this one: You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog. The President of France said this week that English speakers were arrogant in their refusal to learn other languages, at least I think that’s what he said. But it all just sounded like haw he saw he haw he haw.