Whilst there was the occasional joke that made me groan (in a good-natured way), invariably, I laughed (yes, out loud) at least once in each chapter. Wouldn't recommend this company as you won't get a reply or any help and they can't send the correct item. Some things are just plain wrong…and let’s face it, a chain-gang of elves with their mouths sewn to the proceeding elf’s arsehole, headed up by Santa, his promiscuous ex-stripper wife Jessica, and good old Rudolf – it’s just wrong on so many counts.

What it is, is smutty, violent, disgusting, full of bad language, even worse sex, characters with no redeeming qualities and more bad jokes than you can shake a stick covered in poo at. If it had actually been the absolute gross out that I had expected, I probably wouldn't have finished it, and almost certainly wouldn't have enjoyed it.

What great fun, this novel had me smiling and chuckling throughout and definitely made my holiday season more joyous. The plot seems to center around a group of rich women who enjoy masturbating to images of the 9/11 attacks on New York.

To enable personalized advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. from me, it’s on KU so I didn’t have to spend any additional money on it which is probably a good thing tbh.It is, of course, a work of satire, playing off the unfortunate horror movie of similar title and theme (The Human Centipede).

Claus is a ex-stripper, and a bitch-faced whore, who (in my mind) looks like a filthy, filthy Jessica Rabbit. Centuries of forced labor, no wages, no vacations, mandatory eggnog, no credit, nonstop carols … the constant threat of being replaced by cheaper foreign elves and sent to work in the human realm as a fantasy movie extra … the only perk is in the buxom form of Mrs. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. In Germany, they end up alone at night and when their car breaks down, they take shelter in an isolated villa.Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. Often, the humour in these things becomes a bit wearisome but due to the brevity of it, it never outstays its vile welcome. The elves were already behind with their toy making thanks to the heavy snowfall that’d ground the Land of Christmas to a complete standstill during the run up to Christmas. Set against a backdrop of a turbulent era, in which plucky little elves stand up for what they believe in and forge a new destiny for themselves. While the concept itself is utterly repugnant, the writing remains quite aloof and humourous throughout, without dwelling on the nasty particulars.