I did fifty jumping jacks, filed my taxes, and typed up this whole review at a WPM speed that matched my heart’s BPM, allwithouteventouchingthespacebar. Kids and adults alike have been separating the oats from the marshmallows in Lucky Charms for decades, but now General Mills was cutting out the middle man by giving away ten—count ’em—ten (10) boxes of just marshmallows! com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out.

To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.Taken together, this mix is perfectly serviceable as something you can eat mindlessly during your favorite movie. I went with a reader’s suggestion of Cocoa Puffs, which was a clever one; might as well fully lean into the unhealthy cereal concept. As I dissected the bag, the smell of pure, dreamy bliss greeted me like a million nuzzles to the nose. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places.

The milk’s color slowly became sinister green swamp water, and ghost leprechauns laughed in my head in a slot machine formation. Pretzel sticks, lucky charm bits, and fresh buttered popcorn, *just* warm enough to make ‘em stick a little, but not hot enough to melt. As you saw above, the box is colorful, and it twinkles with little holographic marshmallows all over its surface. Whether it’s an engagement ring, the One Ring to rule them all, or that darn videotape from The Ring, every so often an object enters your life and changes it forever. Unfortunately, as the cookies cooled, the marshmallow bits became tougher and felt a little like biting down on stale old gum.Now that the marshmallows have been uncoupled from their oat pieces, what other cereals can they garnish? My mom won a trippy-colored box of 🍀 Lucky Charms All Marshmallows along w/its’ HELLO message poster and she gave them to me for Christmas.

I didn’t have pretzel sticks, but I did have chocolate graham cracker pretzels, which I balanced out with some extra salty, buttery popcorn. To be fair, the marshmallows don’t have much effect on the slice at all—it’d take more than some nasty sugar nuggets to take down some of the best Neapolitan pizza in Chicago. If you do make these, take note: pressing the marshmallows in too firmly will create a divot in the dough that grows wider while baking, creating ugly goopy strings of melting marshmallow, as seen in the top right cookie above. I must give endless thanks again to Gabe for sending me this unforgettable gift, and to General Mills for doing such a cool promotion.

Our Taste Test was measured, but none too positive; the takeaway was that it’s simply too much sugar, in too high a concentration, to be enjoyed. But in a steaming mug of cocoa, the marshmallows finally, finally relent, and I was able to consume them without having to bite into them at all. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. And hey after i was finally able to close my mouth again, after reading the topic in my feeds, i know it had to be Gabe who sent you the cereals.

is all about the perfect combination of sweetened oat cereal AND the marshmallows and not of one component alone. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions. These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy.With Heisenberg levels of purity, it’s unadulterated, chalky, chewy, and vanilla granulated overload, baby. I went with a scoop of Jeni’s Splendid Ice Cream’s Cream Puff flavor, not only because it’s one of Jeni’s finest but because I thought this pastry-based variety might best mimic the flavors of the sweetened oat cereal pieces found in a regular box of Lucky Charms. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive. The experience is different than just separating marshmallows from normal Lucky Charms, because these marshmallows are untainted by even the faintest crumb of oat dust. The sweetness of the marshmallows flowed rather beautifully into the buttery taste of the shortbread, not having been fully “activated” by milk or any other sort of liquid.