Yeah whatever, you little queer,” said Howie, loving every minute of Bobby’s fear. “Everybody knows your Dad’s some rich dentist or something, so you better have a cooler present for me tomorrow or — wait, what’s that?” Probably the best lunchbox in the world was dreamt up in 2011 by South London mum Sarah Kerr, who couldn’t find a box that didn’t leak baby food all over her hands and bags. So she made one herself. No thoughts ran through Bobby’s mind as he bludgeoned Howie — he was operating on pure rage. A sense of unbridled anger that he had never felt before. He could not hear the screaming school girls behind him nor could he hear the pleas of his classmates. All he saw and heard was Howie Bell’s blood-drenched face whistling bird songs through numerous broken teeth.

With Howie getting further and further into the distance, Bobby bellowed out in one last-ditch effort of defiance, screaming as loudly as his asthmatic lungs could muster. We found the seal wasn’t 100% water-proof, so you’d want to keep drinks in a separate container, but the Yumbox is certainly the most ooze-proof box we tried. Ten-year-old Bobby Henderson sat outside by himself at the lunch table, munching on apple slices and thumbing through an issue of “Monsters Monthly” while screaming children darted around him shouting “You’re it!” at each other and making karate noises. Bobby pushed his glasses up to the bridge of nose and lifted his head to watch a small group of five kids hopping from table to table like fleas to avoid the dreaded touch of death. Food flask: If you’re a soup fiend, go for a flask instead of a lunchbox. Wide flasks such as the Thermos King Food are double-wall insulated and water-tight – more so than lunchboxes that describe themselves as leak-proof. A food flask is wide enough for rice, noodles and stews as well as soup. For more, read our review of the best flasks. Which material is best for lunchboxes?That’s what I thought,” said Howie “You ain’t gonna do shit, loser.” He jabbed Bobby in the chest with a finger repeatedly and held the lunch box in his other hand. Bobby sat on Howie’s chest, pinning his arms down with his knees, and held the lunch box overhead once again.

Rikes, Raggy! Can’t figure out where to shop for all your fave Scooby-Doo merch, shirts, gifts, and more? Looks like we’ve got ourselves a mystery, gang! Well, not exactly–because this one can be solved in a jiff (no ghosts, wild goose chases, or men in masks here). Meet the BoxLunch Scooby-Doo collection–your one-stop shop for Scoobtober and beyond! QUALITY MATERIALS: Each bag is made from strong, but lightweight canvas material to ensure that it is super durable while being very light. Strong enough to stand up to heavy daily use. The inner is double walled lined with a fully wipeable and fully insulated material to ensure everything is kept super fresh. The bag is fastened with a strong zip and has piping around the edges for extra durability. OFFICIALLY LICENSED FUN: This Scooby Doo lunch bag set is 100% official merchandise, exclusively designed by Vanilla Underground. Bobby could smell the remains of Howie’s lunch on his breath: pizza, apple juice and (maybe) Cool Ranch Doritos. Shit,” Bobby thought to himself, that booming voice was unmistakable. Howie had seen Bobby. The predator had spotted new prey.What’s up, Bobby Bitch Tits?” chimed Howie. Despite the fact that Bobby was anemic compared to the chubby pre-teen, the irony was left in the wind.

Aware that the “Rumboldt Bully” had returned from his two-week vacation after feeding one of Suzie Thurston’s Troll dolls to the class snake (asphyxiation being the cause of Mr. Slinky’s unfortunate demise), Bobby kept his head down, his nose practically wedged between the magazine’s spine in hopes that — Bobby’s chest got tight. He had had that lunch box since he was little and now it was being stolen from him. Being that his father worked often, was rarely home for long stretches of time, and didn’t show him as much attention as he did to his sister, the one fond memory he had of his distant, workaholic father was about to disappear from his life forever. OFFICIALLY LICENSED SCOOBY DOO MERCHANDISE - This set is 100% official merchandise. To get the most out of this product please be sure to follow the care label instructions. Please hand wash the water bottle and wipe clean the bags and pencil case. Leaning in as close as he could without the tips of their noses touching, Howie bent down in Bobby’s face and whispered “Make me.”Is it a box? Is it a bag? Is it a design statement? This roomy beauty from Canadian company Fluf is all three, and with superb eco credentials to boot. Whether you’re a tapas-style luncher, a classic sarnie lover or the lord of leftovers, there really is a lunchbox design that’ll work for you. Be it a plastic, glass or bamboo lunchbox, we’ve tested and reviewed them all and posted our findings below. Indeed, we like to think we’ve dispelled those memories of the stinky plastic boxes of old, highlighting brilliant new designs that keep food fresh and help you eat in comfort, whether you’re in the canteen or at the park. We love this bold, plain ‘Lunch’ edition, but there are several others to choose from, including the fabulous Jaws-style ‘Shark’ and fruit-patterned ‘Eat the Rainbow’; perfect for reminding you to eat your five-a-day.