Wrapping yourself up like a mummy and drinking only energy drinks through a straw might possibly be one way of de-stressing. The Free Bet will only be valid for a Multiple Bet with 3 or more legs, with minimum odds of 1.4 (2/5) per leg and minimum total odds of 3.0 (2/1). The Pharaohs believed that the sun died each night and was reborn each morning through the legs of the Goddess "Nut". Business Secrets of the Pharaohs is the second episode of series 8 and forty-fourth overall episode of Peep Show.

In fact, I am so confident, I am prepared to cut you an extra percentage point on books sold over a quarter of a million. Why don't you do a reading from your book? Oh, no, I don't think people would really want to Oh, go on, please! Do it in your Egyptian accent, like you did in bed the other night. There is a clear parallel here with new product launches. New Coke and roast beef Monster Munch both suffered a similar fate because of ineffective brand identification. The Pharaohs responded with mighty crushing force, using chariots and fast moving armies. You need also to have fast-moving armies - armies of Marketing. Research and Development, and Sales. The chariots of these armies will be your Market Flexibility. Also, their chariots will be their cars. Make sure to service your car fleet bi-annually.Mark? Are you stirring your coffee very quietly without chinking the side so I can't hear and you don't have to make one for me? What? No! 'Oh, he's rumbled the velvet spoon routine. Signs of stress can include, but are not limited to: sustained crying/desire to cry; nausea; blood from unexpected orifice(s). Don't let these things bring down your "civilization" (business)! Even for an industry with roughly the same level of professional rigour as those people who leave shoeboxes of maggoty apples and an honesty jam-jar outside their front gate, Celia the life coach behaved wildly inappropriately. Sleeping with a trainee, then refusing to grant his imaginary qualification because of something uttered in the heat of the moment is hardly the height of probity, and – in the awareness that this may well be an unwise debate to enter into – surely cutting off and eating someone’s hair ranks lower on the sex-psycho spectrum than turning other people’s severed genitals into beachwear? You're just jealous because I'm a successful author and you're an unemployed dope smoker who, even after 20 years of doing it, still can't roll very good joints. This promotion will run from 09:00 on Monday, 12th June 2023 until 23:59 on Monday, 10th June 2024, (the “Promotional Period”).

The promotion is only available to new customers in the United Kingdom in pound sterling. If you take part in the promotion you will not be eligible for any other new customer promotion. The promotion is not available in shop or through our tele betting service. Jeremy wakes up from a crazy night with Super Hans. He knows he did "a bad thing" but doesn't know what it is. As he's cleaning up, he begins to remember possibilities of what the bad thing was, which includes strangling Super Hans with floss while yelling "Floss is boss", and smoking many spliffs at once. He still doesn't think either one of those things is "the bad thing". Hey, Jeremy, do you want to life-coach this into the washing-up bowl? 'You're not stopping my book launch. The first warning that Corrigan’s tome might be problematic was the fact that the publisher – who we had never heard of, and whom none of our colleagues in the publishing industry had heard of, either – spelt Mark’s surname wrong on the cover (along with the word “Pharaohs”).

The only episode of Peep Show that has been given an 18 certificate by the BBFC. Consequently the Series 1 DVD is labelled with the 18 logo. This is because of the gay porn video featured in it.

It was OK, wasn't it? It was a weird and uplifting night of recriminations and complicated legal debate. I mean, some of it's difficult to read, cos the text kind of disappears into the binding, but They're print-outs, Jeremy, they're not books. I suppose this means it's all looking up for the El Dude Brothers, or JK Rowling and Sigmund Freud, as we should probably start calling ourselves. Some of it is difficult to read because the text kinda disappears into the binding. It's more like a print out, not a book.First mention of Mark's book, Business Secrets of the Pharaohs. This book will not be completed until series 8, Business Secrets of the Pharaohs For example, in 3,000 years' time, would you rather be known as someone who paid great wages and was well liked by his colleagues, or as someone who, yes, may have had a few slaves, but built a pyramid that you wrongly believed helped your soul transmute to another realm? I think the answer is pretty clear. The Free Bet expires after 3 days from the date the free bet is received. If the Free Bet is not used within this time it will expire and be forfeited. The comparison between the Great Pyramid of Giza and the Millennium Dome in the chapter entitled “Build Something Really Big To Awe The Proletariat” can only be regarded as tongue firmly in cheek.

Private meeting with the tutor! 'Leave the life buses at the bus stop 'I'm getting the coach!' Great morning.

Think Ahead - 3,000 years ahead! Given a real business toughie, try asking yourself this: how will my decision here be viewed in several millennia? No one wants to be the 'asshole' in the hieroglyphics who failed to see the rise of personal computing. Thinking in terms of awesome stretches of unimaginable time may help to crystallise things for you. Relax! The historical record is too incomplete to let us know whether the Pharaohs took holidays as we know them. One thing's for sure, if they didn't, they should have, and their civilisation would have lasted even longer. Probably.