This fantasy dildo is big, so big that we only recommend it for more experienced lovers. The insertable shaft is 7.4 inches from top to bottom. It’s 1.8 inches wide at the tip and expands up to 2.4 inches wide near the base. That’s just a little smaller than your lower arm! If you want to challenge yourself and push your limits, this is the dildo for you. The Ovipositor comes in two forms and eight different colors. The first is called Splorch and is made of plastic silicone to be flimsier in nature than its 2.0 version called Krubera. So, what’s with these weird, alien-like names? Well, that’s the second part of why the Internet won’t shut up. For starters, it can “impregnate” you. Not literally – now that would be cause for conversation. But, yes, if your fetish so desires, this Ovipositor dildo from Primalwere will cater to your fancy. Before you can get jiggy with it, you have to spend a fair bit of time in the kitchen, dissolving gelatine, pouring it into moulds and then leaving them to set for hours. Have you ever looked up at the sky and wondered what it would be like to be abducted by aliens? Perhaps you have fantasised about being anally probed by little green men or impregnated with extraterrestrial eggs that burst out of you as you orgasm?

Reddit was, unsurprisingly, an absolute goldmine of alien fetishes, including clips of women expelling jelly eggs in a most unnerving fashion. The perfect penis substitute (or an extra penis for double the fun), strap-on dildos are great for partner play, role reversal and DP. As their name suggests, strap-on dildos are strapped onto your body so you can pump away just like the real thing. Fantasy dildos take pleasure one step further and allow you to play out all your wildest…fantasies. They are designed to look like mythical creatures with dragon dildos, unicorn horn dildos and Kraken tentacle dildos all enabling you to make your dreams a reality. For the uninitiated (you have no idea what you’ve been missing!) ovipositor dildos are unique sex toys that mimic the egg-laying process of certain insects, aliens and other creatures, providing the ultimate pleasure and fantasy experience. Just imagine the satisfaction of feeling those eggs slip out of you one by one as if you're part of an alien breeding programme. You can even use the ovipositor dildo on one of your holes and slip the alien eggs into the other for unmatched DP sensations! I’ll definitely get some help next time. And yes, there’ll be a next time – something I honestly didn’t think I’d say.Seeking darkness, warmth, and moisture to provide a suitable environment for its young, this Queen can sense her host is close by. Before Primal Hardwere, I was creating one-off custom commissions for people who couldn't find what they were looking for elsewhere. Ovipositors were requested several times, and when I posted YouTube videos demonstrating them, the response was impressive. Tons of people wanted them—and while this is not a fetish of my own, I saw potential for a unique product line. This can come from one of two places. I t could come from a fantasy of being impregnated in a fantasy or sci-fi way. Or it could simply come from enjoying the sensation that comes from the unique texture of the toy and the eggs. Because many dildos are already advertised, in one way or another, having some sort of unique texture for pleasurable stimulation. You can use dildos for every kind of solo play, completely negating the need for a partner and all the baggage their penis comes with. Alternatively, dildos are perfect for adding new dimensions to partner sex and can be used for DP, roleplay, gender switching and just good old rumpy-pumpy! Alien sex eggs are freakish and weird, for sure – but sometimes freakish and weird can also be downright hot.

You bite your lower lip and nod as the alien insect monster looks into your eyes. You feel its erection slip deeper… and deeper… and deeper inside you. It feels perfectly natural and yet otherworldly at the same time. Then you feel the alien implanting its eggs inside you, turning you into a host for its larva. And you shudder with pleasure.If you want to add “semen” to your toy, make sure there are no ingredients that you will be allergic to. But I’m 100% sure their alternatives on the internet. Hell, there are probably DIY options. Then we have the fact of inserting anything at all inside of us for pleasure – including things like love eggs, or even those egg-shaped crystals that are meant for kegels but some might even enjoy the sensation of them being inside their bodies.