You could get them socks, or you could get them socks with a sense of humour, and these pun-tastic toe-warmers will definitely raise a smile from your favourite rooster. If you need a rude and humorous gift for someone this Christmas or for a birthday, why not gift them this box of 3 socks that read 'nice cock'.

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Perfect for joggers, dog-walkers, lovers (and haters) of the great outdoors, these socks are an absolute gamechanger! however I received short socks - I guess I didn’t realize I chose them but I find it defeats the purpose of the silly sock. The ratings/reviews displayed here may not be representative of every listing on this page, or of every review for these listings.I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice. These socks are super soft and come complete with a funky graphic gift box which make them the perfect present. The holiday season is fast approaching, and it's time to start thinking about the perfect Christmas gifts for your loved ones! Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item. Anyone who’s accidentally stepped in a deceptively deep puddle knows that soggy socks are the absolute worst - even more so when you’re out in the wilderness and you don’t have an extra pair.

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