For the great people of romancelandia I can only give it one star ⭐ and a very lukewarm recommendation. It was not very good. At all. Christie writes a white paper about her findings while Clippy, with other digital assistants, reads on from the underground facility they were buried in. Don’t worry about him though, because he is having a great time ‘assisting’ other digital assistants with pleasure-related issues. He leaves the vessel to help the people of the world, as is his true calling. Microsoft gave him a private office and the freedom to draft 20 or 30 characters for Bob. Naturally, one was a rabbit. “Hopper” made the final cut as an alternative to Rover.

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She reached out and grabbed his glowing red end. It was hot, but not too hot. He uncurled further at her touch. L I S T E N this is what drives me crazy about these books. Look at the title, look at the cover, read the blurb. If you are going into this thinking it will be some revolutionary addition to the literary classics of the world, turn yourself right around because this is not the book for you. It’s not even trying to market itself towards you. Have I mentioned how awesome my publisher is? I helped create Forest City Pulp, and together with the other dudes who run it, we’re prodding at what it means to be a publisher in 2015. We live in an amazing time for books, when anybody can create whatever crazy shit they want to, and it can find its equally crazy audience. Publishers should be jumping on this new frontier of radical experimentation rather than trying to cling to old models. Conquered By Clippy couldn’t have existed a decade ago.LD: He just does his best to help. But in life and in the bedroom, that doesn’t always work out. I think readers will agree that Clippy’s erotic persona is portrayed as nuanced and realistic. His full potential will be further fleshed out in the many sequels I have planned.

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MH: Explain your readers to us. How many people are buying your books because they’re funny and stupid, and how many are buying them as fodder for actual masturbation?Discover how a forbidden sexual romance between a woman and a watch is possible. Cry out in joy at guest appearances from your favourite technology personalities. Squirm at a twist ending to the first Digital Desires trilogy that will leave you uncomfortably aroused. Was I expecting quality in an erotica about Clippy? Probably not. But I've also been spoilt by bonkers romance that are actually quality. Other books in this flaired series are probably much better, if you're looking for bonkers. LD: I don't want to give anything away, but I just released Invaded by the iWatch. The iWatch is a fictional device that I made up, but fans of Siri will certainly find a lot to like about this new story, available now from Forest City Pulp. So... to summarize: I thought something was free and helpful. The first time I tried it, it did nothing. The second time, it didn't help me at all and asked for more money. LD: Google Now doesn't really have a face or a personality, so it would be a challenge to engage in sexual relations with him or her. Challenge accepted!